Dear House Fairy,

Thank you for returning my good bra.  Well, my old worn out bra that is really the only comfortable one I have.  It has been a rough month dealing with the crappy ones that hurt.  Thank you for giving me one that I can comfortably wear with my new endowments...that is greatly appreciated!

Please do not steal anymore of my undergarments.  I will train Roland to hunt you down and find you.

Much Love,
Me